I am feeling a little better this morning, about my whole existential blogging crisis... Yep, "girl time" came and well, the fog has lifted a bit!... I am shocked and amazed and baffled and bewildered every time it happens! Every single time! What is that? How is that? It happens every month, and in between I seem to forget about it completely? I am TOTALLY SURPRISED each and every time it comes. This is astounding to me, that it could go like this every time! I crack up and up and up about it! So bazaar, don't you think? Like with my period comes just a touch of amnesia so that I forget it, yes, I am going to say it again, EVERY TIME... Or rather the part that I forget is the dun-nunt, dun-nunt... dun-dun-nah-nun-nunt... That it will come again, yes it will be back, so remember the symptoms!!!! Like you will act crazy, you will say mean things to your husband and you will think that he, Billy Kahn--BILLY KAHN is mean! Now just stop right there and think about how funny that sounds...
Now catch your breath and change your pants if you peed (I do though, hope for your sake Reese is the only one who still pees his pants), Because yes, that is a hilarious notion, but it is also insane and you need to snap out it, not now but when it happens... I don't know if that is an option but it sure would be nice if it were.
Now for some Public Period Apologies:
(like an Oscar acceptance speech but a little bit more glamorous)
I would like to say sorry firstly, to my husband for being insane this week! Which included, but is not limited to breaking your calculator (apparently I just tore the massive thing in two... pieces? Don't really remember it--math is not my forte).
To Reese for being extra irritable... I am thinking it is a good thing though, that I don't have any specifics to mention... Yep, can't think of any... So I would say we are good dude! Yeah, just sorry for an extra grumpy edge I guess, maybe you haven't noticed, because you have your own things going on what with your foot and stuff, but if you have, I am sorry.
Let's see here... Umm, Umm, I would like to say sorry to the Internet about my bad attitude towards you lately. In general I think you are amazing... A little out there and crazy to comprehend but for the most part amazing.
Um, to my blog reader for all the negative blogginess in the previous post, Sheesh, figure it out already lady (me, not you). Um, yeah I just... Oh yeah to my car for calling you a piece of... shit... You are not shit you are good and nice and friendly and I like you a lot... Also I think you are cute... So--Opp they are telling me to wrap it up... the music... Ummmm, just sorry to every random person that maybe I looked at funny and really I am not mean, Thank you good night